Coat Connoisseur Pillows

'Anorak anoraks'.

'How does this one feel?'

The Man of Thermal

Tall major and small page boy

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

100% sheepskin...

Coathooks.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

bird interprets modern art

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Doctor Bartolo

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Curtains haberdashery

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A stripe of stockbrokers

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Landscape Artists

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'