Coat Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Anorak anoraks'.

'How does this one feel?'

The Man of Thermal

Tall major and small page boy

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

100% sheepskin...

Coathooks.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

bird interprets modern art

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Bee costume

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Doctor Bartolo

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Curtains haberdashery

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

A stripe of stockbrokers

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'