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Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Scientists are sexy

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Plasma Ball

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"I feel so seen right now."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'How does this one feel?'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'