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"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

'For his research into cloning - it's the one and only...'

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Dr Magnus Pyke.

Plasma scientist

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'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Scientists are sexy

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'