Lab Coat Lover Gifts

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

'For his research into cloning - it's the one and only...'

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Dr Magnus Pyke.

Plasma scientist

Plasma Ball

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Scientists are sexy

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'