Laughing At The Lab Coat T-Shirts

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Scientists are sexy

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Plasma Ball

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Frankenfish

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Animal Engineering Lab.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'