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"Actually, it was pure chance that I went into physics. I thought I was signing up to major in phys ed."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Scientists are sexy

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Plasma Ball

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'...Or not.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Plasma Ball

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'