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'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Scientists are sexy

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Plasma Ball

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Plasma Ball

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"I feel so seen right now."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."