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Genetic Engineering 'N Things

scientist

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Scientists are sexy

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Plasma Ball

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"I feel so seen right now."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'