Lab Coat Connoisseur Prints

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Scientists are sexy

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Anorak anoraks'.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Plasma Ball

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Plasma Ball

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"I feel so seen right now."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'