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Scientists are sexy

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Plasma Ball

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

Animal Engineering Lab.

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'