Lab Coat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...Leave the new improved and miracle breakthrough stuff to our advertising dept."

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Dr. Rorschach makes an important discovery -- he needs a pocket protector.

Mad Scientists Society Dinner Dance - Black Lab Coat required dress.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Scientists are sexy

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Plasma Ball

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"I feel so seen right now."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'