Cozy Coat Connoisseur Gifts

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Electric Blanket.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"I've always been a gnome body."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

Gay Couple

Shy Man at Party