Cozy Coat Connoisseur Gifts

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Electric Blanket.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'You'll grow into it!'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Gay Couple

Shy Man at Party

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."