Cozy Coat Enthusiast Gifts

Man wearing a parkas is baffled by a sign saying 'No Parkas'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Let it go, Amy.'

The Common Sutra.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Baby blanket.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Shy Man at Party

Keeping Warm

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Gay Couple

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

You know you're getting old when....

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''