Cozy Enthusiasts Gifts

Frigid Cold

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

'I stored our electric blanket.'

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Bedtime story.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

Baby blanket.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Fireplace Projector.

'You'll grow into it!'

"C'mere, space heater."

'Brew?'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'They're a very close family.'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."