Cozy Aficionados Gifts

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Bedtime story.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Baby blanket.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Gay Couple

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

You know you're getting old when....

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Keeping Warm

Thoughts of Fall

The Absent Friend