Cozy Aficionados Gifts

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Bedtime story.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

The Common Sutra.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

You know you're getting old when....

Keeping Warm

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Gay Couple

Thoughts of Fall