Cozy Aficionado Gifts

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Well, that's because it's not a "stupid hat." It's my tea cosy.

Artist

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Mitre cosy

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Jack in the Box

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

Baby blanket.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

Rolls Royce House and Car

'You'll grow into it!'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"C'mere, space heater."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"The filthy rich"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.