Cozy Evening Aficionado Gifts

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Comb Sweet Comb

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Bedtime story.

O Christmas Tea

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Frigid Cold

David Letterman

"C'mere, space heater."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

Sparklers

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Keeping Warm