Cozy Evening Aficionado Gifts

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Bedtime story.

O Christmas Tea

"Infinity scarf"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

Sparklers

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"I have dusk free."

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'