Cozy Night Aficionado Gifts

That was incredible. I've waited years to do that with you. Nothing happened! Of course it did. We went to a bar and got drunk. I invited you to my place. Stop. We curled up on the couch

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Bedtime story.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

O Christmas Tea

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Baby blanket.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"C'mere, space heater."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)