Cozy Night Aficionado Gifts

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Bedtime story.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

O Christmas Tea

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Frigid Cold

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"C'mere, space heater."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"I've always been a gnome body."