Cozy Aficionado T-Shirts

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Artist

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Mitre cosy

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Jack in the Box

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

'You'll grow into it!'

Rolls Royce House and Car

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"The filthy rich"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)