Comfort Aficionado T-Shirts

I really don't like your attitude. I really don't like your Snuggie.

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

Sleepy Bunny

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Infinity scarf"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Baby blanket.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"