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Triple Cuddle.

Bookworm Sleepover

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Electric Blanket.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Is that you purring?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Dogs in a basket

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Baby blanket.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Infinity scarf"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'