Coziness Enthusiast T-Shirts

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Non-Corporate Mentality

Memory Foam

"Let’s stay in. It’s cold and dark and expensive out there."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Is that you purring?"

Cosy night in

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Dogs in a basket

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Infinity scarf"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."