Coziness Enthusiast T-Shirts

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Non-Corporate Mentality

Memory Foam

"Let’s stay in. It’s cold and dark and expensive out there."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Cosy night in

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Is that you purring?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Bats with blankets.

Dogs in a basket

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Baby blanket.