Coziness Appreciator T-Shirts

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

Bookworm Sleepover

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Cosy night in

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Is that you purring?"

Dogs in a basket

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Baby blanket.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"So, you're staying in then?"

Sparklers

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."