Cozy Enthusiast Gifts

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Thoughts of Fall

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

'Another jumper Dear?'

'Warming may be GLOBAL to you, but it's FREEZING over here!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"C'mere, space heater."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

You know you're getting old when....

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

A woman's pillow doesn't want to cuddle.

"We're in the his and hers onesies you insisted on buying ... and you still want the heating on?"

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

'How cozy can you get? I've got a lap dog, a foot cat, and a shoulder bird!'

"Don't you think your flu needs another day in bed ?!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Baby blanket.

Keeping Warm

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

MOTs & Snuggles

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

'Telephone sex in New England'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Handy Scarf Wrapping Techniques

Frost advisory tonight.

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"Infinity scarf"

"Your feet are like ice."

"I just finished working. Let me find something even more comfortable to change into."

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan