Cozy Living Enthusiast Gifts

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

Man watching television on a hot water bottle

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The Big Tree

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Carpet Cows

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

Fireplace Projector.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Brew?'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Satan in the fireplace