Cozy Home Enthusiast Gifts

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Fireplace Projector.

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

'Brew?'

This certificate entitles you to one year's worth of heating for your bedroom, love, Santa.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Christmas Knocker

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I didn't spark joy."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Living together, couple in love.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

The Big Tree

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Keeping Warm