Cozy Home Enthusiast Pillows

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Fireplace Projector.

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

'Brew?'

This certificate entitles you to one year's worth of heating for your bedroom, love, Santa.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Christmas Knocker

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I didn't spark joy."

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

Living together, couple in love.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"Infinity scarf"

The Big Tree

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'