Cozy Home Lovers Pillows

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Home Sweet Home

"You're never home."

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'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Carpet Cows

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The Big Tree

Fireplace Projector.

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'Brew?'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'Isn't it great?!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Satan in the fireplace

Yeti/Not Yeti

'Mongo - litter box!'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."