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"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

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"You're never home."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

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"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

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"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

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Carpet Cows

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

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"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'Brew?'

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'Isn't it great?!'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

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'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Mongo - litter box!'

Satan in the fireplace

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

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