Home Comfort Lovers T-Shirts

"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Unicorn Working From Home

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

E-Z Livin'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Watching telly

"Central heat. Pretty posh."