Home Comfort Lovers Prints

"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Contented man and cat sleeping

Unicorn Working From Home

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Working from Home.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

E-Z Livin'

Watching telly

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.