Home Comforts Lover Prints

'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"You're never home."

Unicorn Working From Home

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"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

The Big Tree

Fireplace Projector.

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'Brew?'

'Isn't it great?!'

Satan in the fireplace

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

"We need one with three zones."

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.