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"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're never home."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Unicorn Working From Home

"He's an indoor cat."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

E-Z Livin'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Watching telly

"C'mere, space heater."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'Isn't it great?!'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.