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"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

"Nana" Technology

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Contented man and cat sleeping

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

E-Z Livin'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Watching telly

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."