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"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"We need one with three zones."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

Contented man and cat sleeping

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"He's an indoor cat."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Sleepy Bunny

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Living together, couple in love.

"I see a couch."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

E-Z Livin'

Watching telly

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Fireplace Projector.

"C'mere, space heater."

'Brew?'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.