Cozy Bed Enthusiast Gifts

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Infinity scarf"

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

Fireplace Projector.

"C'mere, space heater."

'You'll grow into it!'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Brew?'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Keeping Warm

You know you're getting old when....

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'