Bed Aficionado Gifts

"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"

Spending too much time in bed.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Do not disturb...

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man and woman buying furniture.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Bibliomaniac

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Richard Hughes.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

The book that will not be denied!

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'