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Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"You're stealing the blanket."

Frost advisory tonight.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Dang it."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'Pillow too soft?'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

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