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Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Dang it."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

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