Bedding Enthusiast Gifts

"Goodness, I can't afford memory foam...do you have anything that's a little more forgetful?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

A woman carries bedsheets.

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

'A feather comforter! Oh, Frank, you really shouldn't have!'

"Why can't duvets be square?"

Mattress stores are everywhere

"He's a possibility. It says he can fold a fitted sheet."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"That shirt is so last year."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

'We'll take it!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Frost advisory tonight.

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."