Bedding Enthusiast Prints

"Goodness, I can't afford memory foam...do you have anything that's a little more forgetful?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

A woman carries bedsheets.

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

'A feather comforter! Oh, Frank, you really shouldn't have!'

"Why can't duvets be square?"

Mattress stores are everywhere

"He's a possibility. It says he can fold a fitted sheet."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"That shirt is so last year."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'We'll take it!'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"Dang it."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."