Bedding Expert Gifts

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Pressing Problem

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

How Snakes Sleep.

Sheet Music

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Memory-foam pillows...

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"Bed Clothes"

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"I only told him I needed bedding."

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

'We interrupt our regular programming because nobody much is watching anyway....'

Morning stretch.