Bedding Battler Gifts

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

The Forever Stamp

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Painter's Duel.

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

fish in a bottle...

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Pillow too soft?'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

How Snakes Sleep.

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

A sleeping couple

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

Why am I ironing at 2am? I wish I could just roll over and go to sleep!

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'