Controversy Battler Gifts

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"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Get an afterlife!'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

fish in a bottle...

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

A sleeping couple

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

The future of warfare.

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

Escorting Coronavirus to Hell

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

The planned obsolescence blues

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."

"But I'm not well yet."

'What's going on in your office, anyway?'

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

Sisyphus pushing coronavirus up a hill