Inequality Battler Gifts

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Pop Culture for Teens

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Fries and kids

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Bureau of Power to the People

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

fish in a bottle...

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Gas Bill

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I lobby for rich people."

Employers: Workers, toil until death!

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Trickle down...

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

The Dealt Cards.

'So how have the cuts affected you?'