Drama Battler Gifts

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Dog eat dog.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Pop Culture for Teens

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Fries and kids

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"You're late, Myers!"

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

fish in a bottle...

"It's not that you're a failure. It's that you completely lack the capacity for success."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Out of Focus Group

Meetings

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

The end of boardroom table establishes independence