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"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Dog eat dog.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Fries and kids

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Run, Mike, Run!

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"You're late, Myers!"

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

fish in a bottle...

Out of Focus Group

Meetings

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.