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"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Big Burgers.

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Definitely work-related."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Matador.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"You had me at ole."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Grow up Dudley!

"This time, she went too far."

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Bull with gun

'Finder's, keepers.'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.