Bull Fighter T-Shirts

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Bull Visiting Matador

Bull Fighting.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Grow up Dudley!

Bull with gun

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

"This time, she went too far."

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

'Finder's, keepers.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy

'Bench-clearing brawl!'