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"Definitely work-related."

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

Doctor treating a bullfighter in a bullring.

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'Got a light, hotshot?'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You're afraid of what?"

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Bull with gun

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

"This time, she went too far."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

Grow up Dudley!

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.