Bullfighting Enthusiast Gifts

"Definitely work-related."

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

Doctor treating a bullfighter in a bullring.

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'Got a light, hotshot?'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You're afraid of what?"

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Bull Treadmill

"I keep seeing red flags."

Matador.

"You had me at ole."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

"This time, she went too far."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Grow up Dudley!

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Man shaking hands with a bull

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Bull with gun